There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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