dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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