now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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