You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
we're making bets on your personal life
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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