The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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