Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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