Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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