he thought i was a dude.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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