does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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