So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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