I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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