what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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