margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I need water and some morals
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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