That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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