i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
