I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My penis needs a shock collar
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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