Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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