Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
