yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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