i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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