We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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