So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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