Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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