I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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