im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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