i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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