So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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