My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Randomize
