whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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