I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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