Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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