Walk of Shame. In a state park.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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