Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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