You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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