I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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