Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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