So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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