Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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