I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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