She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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