She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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