so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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