Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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