Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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