I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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