You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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