I think my fart just growled at me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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