bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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