this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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