PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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