she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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